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  • cabinetman
    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
    • Jun 2006
    • 15216
    • So. Florida
    • Delta

    #1

    The Doctors New Ferrari

    A doctor goes out and buys a brand new Ferrari. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.

    An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"

    The doctor replies, "A Ferrari. It cost half a million dollars!"

    "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

    "Because this car can do up to 220 miles an hour!" states the doctor proudly.

    The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

    "No problem," replies the doctor.

    So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right ... but I'll stick with my Moped!"

    Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.

    Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 180 mph. Then, up head of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!

    Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 205 mph and He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!

    Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 220 mph.

    Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do! Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.

    The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive.

    He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you?"

    The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror."
  • ironhat
    Veteran Member
    • Aug 2004
    • 2553
    • Chambersburg, PA (South-central).
    • Ridgid 3650 (can I still play here?)

    #2
    I could feel it coming but I still had to laugh. The mental visuals were too much. Thanks!
    Blessings,
    Chiz

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    • gad5264
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      • Aug 2005
      • 1407
      • Columbus, Ohio, USA
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      #3
      Glad my mouth was empty...good one
      Grant
      "GO Buckeyes"

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      • meika123
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        • Dec 2002
        • 887
        • Advance, NC, USA.
        • BT3000

        #4
        Now that's funny!!

        Dave in NC
        Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

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        • jhart
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          • Feb 2004
          • 1715
          • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
          • BT3100

          #5
          Got a good laugh on that one. Good way to start the morning.
          Joe
          "All things are difficult before they are easy"

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