Howard sent me this great living will

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  • tuttlejr
    Established Member
    • Aug 2003
    • 440
    • LAKEWAY, TX, USA.

    #1

    Howard sent me this great living will

    I, Howard, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
    Glass of wine
    chocolate
    Margarita
    chocolate
    Martini
    Cold Beer
    chocolate
    Chicken fried steak
    cream gravy
    chocolate
    Mexican food
    chocolate
    French fries
    chocolate
    Pizza
    chocolate
    ice cream
    cup of tea
    chocolate
    Chocolate
    Chocolate
    It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the "fat lady sing"... and call it a day.
    Bob Tuttle
  • Pappy
    The Full Monte
    • Dec 2002
    • 10490
    • San Marcos, TX, USA.
    • BT3000 (x2)

    #2
    That was good!
    Don, aka Pappy,

    Wise men talk because they have something to say,
    Fools because they have to say something.
    Plato

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    • TB Roye
      Veteran Member
      • Jan 2004
      • 2969
      • Sacramento, CA, USA.
      • BT3100

      #3
      That is how I see it. When I am used up let me go.

      Tom

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      • messmaker
        Veteran Member
        • May 2004
        • 1495
        • RICHMOND, KY, USA.
        • Ridgid 2424

        #4
        I think I may add that to mine. As good way to make the call as any other.
        spellling champion Lexington region 1982

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        • BigguyZ
          Veteran Member
          • Jul 2006
          • 1818
          • Minneapolis, MN
          • Craftsman, older type w/ cast iron top

          #5
          Funny, but now I'm hungry for some reason...

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