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A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a
child and demand a ransom.
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>She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and
>wrote this note, "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I
>need the money. Leave $10,000 in
>a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM." Signed, "The
>Blonde."
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>She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go
>straight home.
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>The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown
>bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag
>with the cash was the following note:
>"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to
>another."
child and demand a ransom.
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>She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and
>wrote this note, "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I
>need the money. Leave $10,000 in
>a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM." Signed, "The
>Blonde."
>
>She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go
>straight home.
>
>The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown
>bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag
>with the cash was the following note:
>"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to
>another."
Works for me.
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