What she really means when she says ...
1. Fine: This is the word that a woman uses to end an argument when she is right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she’s getting dressed this means a half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (refer back to #1).
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing).
6. That’s OK: One of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. It means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question or faint. Just say “You’re welcome.”
8. Whatever: A woman’s way of saying F--- you.
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has asked a man to do several times but is now doing herself. The man will later ask, “What’s wrong?” Refer back to #3 for the woman’s response.
2. Five Minutes: If she’s getting dressed this means a half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (refer back to #1).
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing).
6. That’s OK: One of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. It means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question or faint. Just say “You’re welcome.”
8. Whatever: A woman’s way of saying F--- you.
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has asked a man to do several times but is now doing herself. The man will later ask, “What’s wrong?” Refer back to #3 for the woman’s response.
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