Walmart

[Woodwerker]

An elderly man approached a very beautiful young woman in Wal-Mart.
"Excuse me," he said, "I've lost my wife somehow.

Can you talk to mefor a couple of minutes?"

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow,

said,"Certainly, Sir, do you know where your wife might be?"

"I have no idea... but every time I talk to a woman with

a big bust like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."

[Richard in Smithville]

My wife is like that now

[L. D. Jeffries]

That must be the same guy who waited in line at the ticket counter behind a lovely gal with very large breast, and said to the ticket agent; "Two pickets to titsburg, please"