An Amazing Watch!( PG Warning)

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  • Richard in Smithville
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    • Oct 2006
    • 3014
    • On the TARDIS
    • BT 3100

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    An Amazing Watch!( PG Warning)

    A cowboy was sitting in a bar one night when a beautiful woman sits down beside him. The cowboy would sip at his beer and look at his watch. This happened about five or six times when the woman finally asked what was so special about the watch.
    "Well I'm glad you asked", said the cowboy. "You see, this watch is the most amazing piece of technology ever made. Anything I want to know, I just look at the watch and it tells me". "What kind of things does it tell you", asked the woman? The cowboy replied, " Well right now it tells me that you're not wearing any underwear".
    The woman laughed, " I thing that your watch is wrong!"
    The cowboy looked at the watch, tapped it a few times, and said" Ahh, there's the problem, it's an hour fast!"
    From the "deep south" part of Canada

    Richard in Smithville

    http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/
  • cabinetman
    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
    • Jun 2006
    • 15216
    • So. Florida
    • Delta

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    • mahfuz
      Established Member
      • Sep 2003
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      • Tyler, TX, USA.
      • BT3000

      #3
      Ha Ha Ha. Thanks for the laugh.
      Mahfuz in Tyler, TX

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      • Ed62
        The Full Monte
        • Oct 2006
        • 6021
        • NW Indiana
        • BT3K

        #4
        Good one.

        Ed
        Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

        For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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        • bigstick509
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          • Dec 2004
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          • Macomb, MI, USA.
          • BT3100

          #5

          Mike

          "It's not the things you don't know that will hurt you, it's the things you think you know that ain't so." - Mark Twain

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          • mater
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            • Jan 2004
            • 4197
            • SC, USA.

            #6
            Good one.
            Ken aka "mater"

            " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

            Ken's Den

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