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  • crokett
    The Full Monte
    • Jan 2003
    • 10627
    • Mebane, NC, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000
    #1

    Rhymes with Pretty

    Stupid summer cold. Felt ok this morning but fever kicked in sometime today and not doing so well right now. Just wrote this song (tune is I Feel Pretty)

    I feel chitty
    O so chitty
    It ain't pretty how chitty I feel
    O so chitty
    I can hardly believe I'm real

    I feel crappy
    O so crappy
    I'm not happy how crappy I feel
    And so chitty
    That I wish I wasn't real

    See that sickly guy in that mirror there
    What mirror, where?
    Who can that poor slob be?
    See that runny nose
    See those bloodshot eyes
    Such a chitty me!


    I think the meds are working.
    David

    The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.
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    • gwyneth
      Veteran Member
      • Nov 2006
      • 1134
      • Bayfield Co., WI
      #2
      Very gritty ditty. Witty.

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        • Ed62
          The Full Monte
          • Oct 2006
          • 6021
          • NW Indiana
          • BT3K
          #3
          David, I keep telling you. You have to lay off that stuff! I'd like to bet you can see 2 or 3 moons now. Hope you're feeling better soon.

          Ed
          Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

          For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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            • Uncle Cracker
              The Full Monte
              • May 2007
              • 7091
              • Sunshine State
              • BT3000
              #4
              Chug some NyQuil. You'll wake up on the floor in a couple of days, and your cold will be just a memory.

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                • mater
                  Veteran Member
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 4197
                  • SC, USA.
                  #5
                  Originally posted by crokett
                  Stupid summer cold. Felt ok this morning but fever kicked in sometime today and not doing so well right now. Just wrote this song (tune is I Feel Pretty)

                  I feel chitty
                  O so chitty
                  It ain't pretty how chitty I feel
                  O so chitty
                  I can hardly believe I'm real

                  I feel crappy
                  O so crappy
                  I'm not happy how crappy I feel
                  And so chitty
                  That I wish I wasn't real

                  See that sickly guy in that mirror there
                  What mirror, where?
                  Who can that poor slob be?
                  See that runny nose
                  See those bloodshot eyes
                  Such a chitty me!


                  I think the meds are working.
                  And working well.
                  Ken aka "mater"

                  " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

                  Ken's Den

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