How to tell the sex of a fly

[Woodwerker]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

[linear]

I'm gonna get it when I tell the missus this one, but it's gonna be worth it.

[siliconbauhaus]

hehehehe...I'll have to remember that one

[mater]

That was a good one.