The Lottery

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  • andrew.r.w
    Established Member
    • Sep 2003
    • 346
    • Canada.

    #1

    The Lottery

    A woman rushes home, bursting through the front door of her house yelling to her husband:

    "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery! All $10 million of it...Woooohoooo!"

    "That's great, Darling!", he replies, "Should I pack for the beach or for
    the ski slopes?"

    "I don't care," she replies, "Just bugger off! Now!"
    Andrew
  • crokett
    The Full Monte
    • Jan 2003
    • 10627
    • Mebane, NC, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #2
    That was a good one!
    David

    The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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    • scorrpio
      Veteran Member
      • Dec 2005
      • 1566
      • Wayne, NJ, USA.

      #3
      I'd say the guy will be packing away 5 million along with his bags.

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