My poor son-in-law

[Ed62]

He went to get his hair cut. When he walked in to the business, he smelled something really nasty. While he was getting his hair cut, the odor seemed to be getting worse. It was bad enough to make someone lose their dinner. He wondered why nobody did anything to get rid of it because surely everyone must be able smell it. Finally his haircut was done, and he didn't waste any time getting out of there. When he got into his car, the odor was still with him. That's when he realized he had stepped in dog droppings, and he smeared it all over the carpeting on the floor of the car. I doubt he'll be getting his hair cut there any more.

Ed

[ragswl4]

Similar thing happened to me. Got up one day, got dressed and went to the shop. Smelled what I thought was dog urine. I guessed that our little Raggy Boy (dog) had christened something in the garage. All throughout the morning I would occasionally smell the same odor. Looked around and couldn't find where he had gone. Oh well, needed some screws so off to Lowes. While I'm waiting in line I smell it again. Now I am really concerned where this odor is coming from.

As soon as I got home I changed clothes thinking the dog somehow urinated on my clothes. So after changing clothes, no more smell. Then I put my beloved St Louis Cardinals hat on and there it was, back again. Seems the little devil had marked my ball hat as his own. I started wondering how long ago he had done it as I wear that hat nearly every day, everywhere I go. Might be some folks around where I live that think I am one of the homeless!!

[TheRic]

.... I started wondering how long ago he had done it as I wear that hat nearly every day, everywhere I go.......

Probably a couple of weeks ago when you fell asleep on the couch with the ballcap on!

[cabinetman]

Birdie, birdie in the sky,
dropped a white thing in my eye.
I didn't scream, I didn't cry,
but oh thank God cows don't fly.
.

[Bruce Cohen]

Any it's said that stepping in dog droppings is good luck.

Does anyone really believe that??

[cabinetman]

Any it's said that stepping in dog droppings is good luck.

Does anyone really believe that??

It's good luck only if you remain on your feet.
.

[Uncle Cracker]

Just goes to show... shiit happens...

[mater]

That is tough luck but I had to laugh when I read it.

[gsmittle]

OT Post....

[snip] Then I put my beloved St Louis Cardinals hat on ...

You are obviously a man of good taste and distinction.... Can't say the same for the dog--he must be a Cubs fan....

g.

[scorrpio]

Reminds me of this one:

A guy limps along the street, and comes across another guy also walking with a peculiar limp. He points at his leg and says:
- Anti-personnel mine, Vietnam, 30 years ago...

The stranger nods sagely, points at his foot and says:
- Doggie-do, around that corner, 5 minutes ago...