Signs of the times

[germdoc]

> Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
> "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
> ******************************
> In a Podiatrist's office:
> "Time wounds all heels."
>
> On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
> "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
> **************************
> At a Proctologist's door:
> "To expedite your visit please back in."
> **************************
>
> On a Plumber's truck:
> "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
> ************** ************
> At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
> "Invite us to your next blowout."
> **************************
>
> At a Towing company:
> "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
> **************************
>
> On an Electrician's truck:
> "Let us remove your shorts."
> **************************
> On a Maternity Room door:
> "Push. Push. Push."
> **************************
>
> At an Optometrist's Office
> "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
> place."
> ******************** ******
>
> On a Taxidermist's window:
> "We really know our stuff."
> **************************
>
> On a Fence:
> "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
> *********************** ***
>
> At a Car Dealership:
> "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
> **************************
>
> Outside a Muffler Shop:
> "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
> **************************
>
> In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
> "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
> **************************
>
> At the Electric Company:
> "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
> However, if you don't, you will be."
> **************************
>
> In a Restaurant window:
> "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
> **************************
>
> In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
> "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
>
> **************************
> At a Propane Filling Station,
> "Thank heaven for little grills."
> **************************
>
> And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
> "Best place in town to take a leak."
>
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[docrowan]

Took me a minute to get the power company one.

[jhart]

Had to smile reading most of those. Good one Jeff.

[Richard in Smithville]

On a Fence:
> "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

I think I need this one on my back fence

[final_t]

"Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy."

[mater]

I enjoyed those. They were neat.