Modern Marketing

[Richard in Smithville]

SUPERMARKET SURROUND SOUND AND SMELL-A-VISION
The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to
keep
produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of
thunder and
the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness
the
scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and
the
air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the
smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more

[brecklundin]

YIKES!!! hahahaha...

[LinuxRandal]

Watch out for the pooper scooper isle.

[Uncle Cracker]

And I was wondering what they'd thought up for the fertilizer aisle and the pharmacy... Maybe some coughs and wheezes for the cigarette counter and some belches for the beer cooler?

[mater]

I don't blame you.

[mschrank]

What do you hear & smell when you walk up to the butcher shop/meat cases?

[L. D. Jeffries]

Good thing that when you approach the egg case you don't hear the clucking of the hens and SMELL the chicken manure!!

[Ed62]

Good thing that when you approach the egg case you don't hear the clucking of the hens and SMELL the chicken manure!!

That would be a whole lot better than smelling a hog farm.

Ed