Ask for Daisy ;)

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  • scmhogg
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2003
    • 1839
    • Simi Valley, CA, USA.
    • BT3000

    #1

    Ask for Daisy ;)

    Printed in the Atlanta Journal Personals Section:


    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....

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    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society

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    Steve
    I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. Bertrand Russell
  • Ken Massingale
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3862
    • Liberty, SC, USA.
    • Ridgid TS3650

    #2
    HA!! Great one regardless what Snopes says.

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    • cabinetman
      Gone but not Forgotten RIP
      • Jun 2006
      • 15216
      • So. Florida
      • Delta

      #3
      Steve - I saw that one coming. For any of my friends who were interested, I had a female live in that I assured them they didn't want to meet. The word was she was kinda doggy. Her name was Kathy. When I was single and at the shop all day, everyone knew my house was a target for theft. I took Kathy in for both of our benefits. She was a guard trained Doberman.

      I've had German Shepherds all my life and at the shop was Bo, a 115 lb security system to beat all heck.
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