Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in her little chair at the table. She looks into her little bowl. It is empty. Who's been eating my porridge?!!" she squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair.
He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty.
"Who's been eating MY porridge?!!" he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the
kitchen and yells...
"For crying out loud, how many times do we have to go through
this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first, it was Mummy
Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Mummy Bear who made the
coffee, it was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher
from last night, and put everything away, it was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air
to fetch the newspaper, it was Mummy Bear who set the dang table, it was
Mummy Bear who put the friggin' cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled the cat's water and food dish, and now that you've decided to drag your sorry
bear-a**es downstairs and grace Mummy Bear's kitchen with your grumpy
presence,listen good, cause I'm only gonna say this one more time..........
.........I HAVEN'T MADE THE F#%*ING PORRIDGE YET!!!!"
He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty.
"Who's been eating MY porridge?!!" he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the
kitchen and yells...
"For crying out loud, how many times do we have to go through
this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first, it was Mummy
Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Mummy Bear who made the
coffee, it was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher
from last night, and put everything away, it was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air
to fetch the newspaper, it was Mummy Bear who set the dang table, it was
Mummy Bear who put the friggin' cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled the cat's water and food dish, and now that you've decided to drag your sorry
bear-a**es downstairs and grace Mummy Bear's kitchen with your grumpy
presence,listen good, cause I'm only gonna say this one more time..........
.........I HAVEN'T MADE THE F#%*ING PORRIDGE YET!!!!"
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