Prison vs. Work

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  • MilDoc

    #1

    Prison vs. Work

    Prison: you spend the majority of your time in a 10 x 10 cell
    Work: you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 8 cubicle

    Prison: you get 3 meals a day paid for
    Work: you get one meal break and you pay for the meal

    Prison: you get time off for good behavior
    Work: you get more work for good behavior

    Prison: the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
    Work: you have to carry a security card and open all doors yourself

    Prison: you can watch TV and play games
    Work: you get fired for watching TV and playing games

    Prison: you get your own toilet
    Work: you share a toilet with some people who p** on the seat

    Prison: they allow your family and friends to visit
    Work: you can’t even speak to your family on company time

    Prison: taxpayers pay all expenses and no real work required
    Work: you pay all your expenses, and they deduct taxes to pay for prisoners

    Prison: You must deal with sadistic wardens
    Work: they are called managers in real life

    There is something seriously wrong with this picture!
  • leehljp
    The Full Monte
    • Dec 2002
    • 8692
    • Tunica, MS
    • BT3000/3100

    #2
    Related but different:

    What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

    OUTLAWS are Wanted!
    Hank Lee

    Experience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted!

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    • LinuxRandal
      Veteran Member
      • Feb 2005
      • 4890
      • Independence, MO, USA.
      • bt3100

      #3
      Originally posted by leehljp
      Related but different:

      What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

      OUTLAWS are Wanted!
      Also, they used to HANG outlaws.
      She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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      • ragswl4
        Veteran Member
        • Jan 2007
        • 1559
        • Winchester, Ca
        • C-Man 22114

        #4
        Prison: Bubba is your cell mate and they just announced "Lights Out".
        Work: No matter who your cubicle mate is, you get to go home at night.
        RAGS
        Raggy and Me in San Felipe
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        • brecklundin
          Forum Newbie
          • May 2007
          • 51

          #5
          then again it seems to leave out having a big sweaty roommate called ramrod...maybe work seems not so bad after-all...

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