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  • Stormbringer
    Veteran Member
    • Feb 2005
    • 1387
    • Floral Park, NY
    • Bosch 4000

    #1

    Need a new 710

    A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "Whats a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She did say that she wasn't exactly sure what it did, but this piece had always been there.

    The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

    If you're not sure what a 710 is, click here.



    Greg
    Last edited by Stormbringer; 06-09-2007, 09:37 PM.
  • TB Roye
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 2969
    • Sacramento, CA, USA.
    • BT3100

    #2
    So? you have a problem with that?

    Paris

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    • leehljp
      The Full Monte
      • Dec 2002
      • 8804
      • Tunica, MS
      • BT3000/3100

      #3
      Originally posted by TB Roye
      So? you have a problem with that?
      Paris
      Good one!
      Hank Lee

      Experience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted!

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      • ragswl4
        Veteran Member
        • Jan 2007
        • 1559
        • Winchester, Ca
        • C-Man 22114

        #4
        Just went and looked, there's one in my car too. Wonder what it does? Must be one of those new polution thingees. Probably helps stop global warming.
        RAGS
        Raggy and Me in San Felipe
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        • bigstick509
          Veteran Member
          • Dec 2004
          • 1227
          • Macomb, MI, USA.
          • BT3100

          #5
          Very Funny


          Mike

          "It's not the things you don't know that will hurt you, it's the things you think you know that ain't so." - Mark Twain

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          • gerti
            Veteran Member
            • Dec 2003
            • 2233
            • Minnetonka, MN, USA.
            • BT3100 "Frankensaw"

            #6
            Painfully funny!

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            • crokett
              The Full Monte
              • Jan 2003
              • 10627
              • Mebane, NC, USA.
              • Ryobi BT3000

              #7
              That's funny! I went and checked our cars. I don't see 710 in mine.
              David

              The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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              • eezlock
                Senior Member
                • Feb 2006
                • 997
                • Charlotte,N.C.
                • BT3100

                #8
                a "710"

                That one HAD to be legally blonde!

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                • sparkeyjames
                  Veteran Member
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 1087
                  • Redford MI.
                  • Craftsman 21829

                  #9
                  I had this one off a list of blonde jokes from 1992. Taken off of usenets rec.humor list. It still gets a chuckle out of me though. It is one of the better ones.


                  Jim

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