Stopped at Wallyworld to pick up some beer and a couple smaller things. Get up to the checkout and chaos. Lines are jammed, registers not working, just a madhouse. There was a guy a couple spots ahead of me in the self-checkout stocking up for a party. He was waiting for the overworked cashier to come over and check his ID. I ditched everything but the beer and offered him cash if he'd check it out with his stuff. He looked me over and said "Sure. You look older than 21".

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