Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
neighboring
kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's
youth and
ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could
answer a
very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the
answer and,
if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would
perplex even
the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an
impossible query.
But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's
proposition to
have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess,
the
priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with
everyone, but no
one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people! advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would
have the
answer.
But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the
kingdom for
the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk
to the
witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to
her
price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the
Knights of
the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!
Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only
one
tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never
encountered
such a repugnant creature in all his life.
He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible
burden;
but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.
He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life
and the
preservation of the Round Table.
Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's
question thus:
What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her
own life.
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a
great truth
and that Arthur's life would be spared
And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and
Lancelot
and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a
horrific
experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The
most
beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The
astounded
Lancelot asked what had happened.
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she
appeared as a
witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half
the time
and the beautiful maiden the other half .
Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day...or night?
Lancelot pondered the predicament. During! the day, a beautiful woman
to show
off to his friends, bu t at n ight, in the privacy of his castle, an
old witch?
Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by
night, a
beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?
What would YOU do?
What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll
down
below. OKAY?
Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the
time
because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own
life.
Now....what is the moral to this story?
Scroll down
The moral is.....
If you don't let a woman have her own way....
Things are going to get ugly!
neighboring
kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's
youth and
ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could
answer a
very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the
answer and,
if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would
perplex even
the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an
impossible query.
But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's
proposition to
have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess,
the
priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with
everyone, but no
one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people! advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would
have the
answer.
But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the
kingdom for
the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk
to the
witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to
her
price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the
Knights of
the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!
Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only
one
tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never
encountered
such a repugnant creature in all his life.
He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible
burden;
but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.
He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life
and the
preservation of the Round Table.
Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's
question thus:
What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her
own life.
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a
great truth
and that Arthur's life would be spared
And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and
Lancelot
and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a
horrific
experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The
most
beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The
astounded
Lancelot asked what had happened.
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she
appeared as a
witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half
the time
and the beautiful maiden the other half .
Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day...or night?
Lancelot pondered the predicament. During! the day, a beautiful woman
to show
off to his friends, bu t at n ight, in the privacy of his castle, an
old witch?
Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by
night, a
beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?
What would YOU do?
What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll
down
below. OKAY?
Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the
time
because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own
life.
Now....what is the moral to this story?
Scroll down
The moral is.....
If you don't let a woman have her own way....
Things are going to get ugly!
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