It Got Away From Me

[crokett]

Sorry. I was doing my workout and it slipped.

[TheRic]

Sorry. I was doing my workout and it slipped.

Legend in your own mind, yep that says it all.

I wonder if they looked for giant footprints?

[Richard in Smithville]

I got this in an email a couple of weeks ago. Perhaps it explains what happened to the church's shed.


My pastor friend put sanitary hot air hand dryers in the
restrooms at his church and after two weeks took them out.

I asked him why, and he confessed that they worked fine, but
when he went into the men's restroom, he saw a sign that
read:

"For a sample of this week's sermon, push the button."

[cabinetman]

I know... it was Bruces' Magic Elves.
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