Old people have problems that you haven't even considered yet.
An 85 year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this home and bring a semen sample in tomorrow."
The next day the 85 year-old man reappeared at the doctors office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this-first I tried with my righ hand but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left still nothing. She tried with he mouth, first with the teeth in, and the with her teeth out, still nothing.
We ever called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, the on armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep none of us could get
the lid off the jar.
You all have dirty minds
Tom
Got my Medicare card yesterday, guess that means I am old.
An 85 year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this home and bring a semen sample in tomorrow."
The next day the 85 year-old man reappeared at the doctors office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this-first I tried with my righ hand but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left still nothing. She tried with he mouth, first with the teeth in, and the with her teeth out, still nothing.
We ever called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, the on armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep none of us could get
the lid off the jar.
You all have dirty minds
Tom
Got my Medicare card yesterday, guess that means I am old.
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