Little Johhny's Ballon

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  • TheRic
    Veteran Member
    • Jun 2004
    • 1912
    • West Central Ohio
    • bt3100

    #1

    Little Johhny's Ballon

    A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around
    the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's
    liable to break something, but the boy continues.

    "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off." You're going to break
    something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to
    the shopping center.

    Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for
    the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet
    where he leaves it.

    Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and
    SPLASH, out it comes.

    When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's
    seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet!
    She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the
    situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine
    everything.

    When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets
    down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.
    Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it
    might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere.
    On him, the walls, etc.

    "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.

    He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is
    the first time I've ever actually seen a fart !"
    Ric

    Plan for the worst, hope for the best!
  • mater
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 4197
    • SC, USA.

    #2
    Good one Ric.
    Ken aka "mater"

    " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

    Ken's Den

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    • crokett
      The Full Monte
      • Jan 2003
      • 10627
      • Mebane, NC, USA.
      • Ryobi BT3000

      #3
      Bah. Impossible. Doctors don't make house calls any more.
      David

      The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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      • Black wallnut
        cycling to health
        • Jan 2003
        • 5513
        • Ellensburg, Wa, USA.
        • BT3k 1999

        #4
        Ric, ya owe me a keyboard!
        Donate to my Tour de Cure


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        • Mrs. Wallnut
          Bandsaw Box Momma
          • Apr 2005
          • 1566
          • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

          #5
          Originally posted by Black wallnut
          Ric, ya owe me a keyboard!
          I think that was the one at work.

          He also owes us a monitor and keyboard for the house.
          Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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