"Sticking to the speed limit"

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  • big tim
    Senior Member
    • Mar 2006
    • 546
    • Scarborough, Toronto,Canada
    • SawStop PCS

    "Sticking to the speed limit"

    Enjoy this one folks:


    Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers,
    a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.

    He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
    So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

    Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two
    in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as
    ghosts.

    The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't
    understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the
    problem?"

    "Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should
    know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to
    other drivers."

    "Slower than the speed limit?" she asked. No sir, I was doing the
    speed limit exactly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!" the old woman says a
    bit proudly.

    The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her
    that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit
    embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing
    out her error.

    "But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this
    car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a
    single peep this whole time.", the officer asks.

    "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 143."
    Sometimes my mind wanders. It's always come back though......sofar!
  • RodKirby
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3136
    • Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
    • Mao Shan TSC-10RAS

    #2
    New keyboard
    Downunder ... 1" = 25.4mm

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    • MikeMcCoy
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2004
      • 790
      • Moncks Corner, SC, USA.
      • Delta Contractor Saw

      #3
      That's a keeper.

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      • crokett
        The Full Monte
        • Jan 2003
        • 10627
        • Mebane, NC, USA.
        • Ryobi BT3000

        #4
        That was awesome!
        David

        The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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        • jhart
          Veteran Member
          • Feb 2004
          • 1715
          • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
          • BT3100

          #5
          Good one!!
          Joe
          "All things are difficult before they are easy"

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          • Bruce Cohen
            Veteran Member
            • May 2003
            • 2698
            • Nanuet, NY, USA.
            • BT3100

            #6
            Tim,

            You just might give Dud a run for the money. Really nifty one, now you're on the list for shirts and keyboards owed.

            Bruce
            "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
            Samuel Colt did"

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            • Popeye
              Veteran Member
              • Mar 2003
              • 1848
              • Woodbine, Ga
              • Grizzly 1023SL

              #7
              I was expecting the punch line but.... I never saw that one coming Pat
              Woodworking is therapy.....some of us need more therapy than others. <ZERO>

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              • mater
                Veteran Member
                • Jan 2004
                • 4197
                • SC, USA.

                #8
                That was good.
                Ken aka "mater"

                " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

                Ken's Den

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