I had gone almost 30 years without a decent physical. The Army discharge physical was the last until around 2001, when we had a group health policy. The only thing I can say about Army hospitals is that a male can get a D&C, (no not a dusting and cleaning) a hysterectomy.
So one of my trips to the doctor was to a Gastrointerologist, which I call a Gastrointeriorologist, to find some reason for irregularity. Sounds simple. But nooooo. After a short little talk to get acquainted, She asked me to drop my pants and lean over the table, while she put on rubber gloves. Just the sight and sound of them cause certain muscles to tighten up. Never had one of these examinations before. I prefer the white cotton glove type, like an Army IG inspection.
Anyway after she did her thing back there I was set up for a colonoscopy. I passed that exam with flying colors (sorry for the pun), and had a few nodes removed, whatever they are, and then she suggested that if anything developed I should see a Proctologist.
Now from what I understand a Proctologist is even more invasive. I can't for the life of me figure out why someone would go to 4 years of college, 4 years of medical school, maybe 2 years of specialty study and 2-4 years of residency and WANT to be a Proctologist. You would think it would be a student that barely made it through medical school and be told that the only opening (sorry for the pun) is in Proctology.
After my first year with all the different doctors and surgeries, several of my doctors told me I was their first patient that had exceeded the co-pays for the year, and I wasn't charged. I feel so good about that.
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So one of my trips to the doctor was to a Gastrointerologist, which I call a Gastrointeriorologist, to find some reason for irregularity. Sounds simple. But nooooo. After a short little talk to get acquainted, She asked me to drop my pants and lean over the table, while she put on rubber gloves. Just the sight and sound of them cause certain muscles to tighten up. Never had one of these examinations before. I prefer the white cotton glove type, like an Army IG inspection.
Anyway after she did her thing back there I was set up for a colonoscopy. I passed that exam with flying colors (sorry for the pun), and had a few nodes removed, whatever they are, and then she suggested that if anything developed I should see a Proctologist.
Now from what I understand a Proctologist is even more invasive. I can't for the life of me figure out why someone would go to 4 years of college, 4 years of medical school, maybe 2 years of specialty study and 2-4 years of residency and WANT to be a Proctologist. You would think it would be a student that barely made it through medical school and be told that the only opening (sorry for the pun) is in Proctology.
After my first year with all the different doctors and surgeries, several of my doctors told me I was their first patient that had exceeded the co-pays for the year, and I wasn't charged. I feel so good about that.
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