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  • smc331
    Veteran Member
    • Apr 2003
    • 1016
    • Charlotte, NC, USA.
    • BT3100
    #1

    Groaner Alert!

    Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they

    got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

    One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

    The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

    After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"

    "IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.

    Are you ready for this?

    Brace yourself.

    This is really going to hurt!
    "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
    Scott

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    You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. -- Frank Zappa

    http://macbournes.com
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    • thestinker
      Senior Member
      • Oct 2005
      • 613
      • Fort Worth, TX, USA.
      #2
      That was bad. I like it.
      Awww forget trying to fix it!!!! Lets just drink beer

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        • crokett
          The Full Monte
          • Jan 2003
          • 10627
          • Mebane, NC, USA.
          • Ryobi BT3000
          #3
          Double Ugh.
          David

          The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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            • Ken Massingale
              Veteran Member
              • Dec 2002
              • 3862
              • Liberty, SC, USA.
              • Ridgid TS3650
              #4
              Where's my hammer???

              Click image for larger version Name: violent1.gif Views: 1 Size: 1.7 KB ID: 781042

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                • big tim
                  Senior Member
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 546
                  • Scarborough, Toronto,Canada
                  • SawStop PCS
                  #5
                  Groooaaan

                  Tim
                  Sometimes my mind wanders. It's always come back though......sofar!

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                    • Jaden
                      Established Member
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 202
                      • Trenton, MI
                      • BT3100
                      #6
                      That was BEYOND Groan...

                      Steve
                      "I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis." - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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                        • cabinetman
                          Gone but not Forgotten RIP
                          • Jun 2006
                          • 15216
                          • So. Florida
                          • Delta
                          #7
                          Hey, that was OK. Some guys here have no sense of humor. They won't admit it but jokes like that just floor them. So, go ahead and push some more broom jokes on 'em.
                          .

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                            • TB Roye
                              Veteran Member
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 2969
                              • Sacramento, CA, USA.
                              • BT3100
                              #8
                              So Bad, but why am I laughing.

                              Tom

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                                • Ed62
                                  The Full Monte
                                  • Oct 2006
                                  • 6021
                                  • NW Indiana
                                  • BT3K
                                  #9
                                  I heard it before. Now I know why I forgot the punch line.

                                  Ed
                                  Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

                                  For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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                                    • jspelbring
                                      Established Member
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 167
                                      • Belleville, IL, USA.
                                      • Craftsman 22114
                                      #10
                                      Clean

                                      Well, that's about the cleanest joke I've heard involving sex.
                                      To do is to be.

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                                        • mater
                                          Veteran Member
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 4197
                                          • SC, USA.
                                          #11
                                          I thought I was ready.
                                          Ken aka "mater"

                                          " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

                                          Ken's Den

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                                            • gsmittle
                                              Veteran Member
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 2793
                                              • St. Louis, MO, USA.
                                              • BT 3100
                                              #12
                                              I read this one to my musical cast last night before performance. They threw stuff at me. Where's the respect for one's elders, I ask ya?

                                              g.
                                              Smit

                                              "Be excellent to each other."
                                              Bill & Ted

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