An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden. It was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent:
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am just getting to odl to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, I know you would dig the plot for me. A few day later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie
At 4am the next morning the FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. The apologized to the old man and left. The same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Vinnie
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Dear Vincent:
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am just getting to odl to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, I know you would dig the plot for me. A few day later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie
At 4am the next morning the FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. The apologized to the old man and left. The same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Vinnie
TDom
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