A New Yorker Visits Texas

[cabinetman]

A New Yorker goes to Texas for a vacation. While there happens on a cowboy type bar and orders a drink. At the end of the bar, a tall Texan in a ten gallon hat is spouting off how he gets up in the morning and it takes him all day to drive off his property.

The New Yorker chimes in laughingly and says "I used to have a car like that".

[Bruce Cohen]

Hey Cab,

I resemble that remark.

Bruce

[mater]

That was funny.

[L. D. Jeffries]

Speaking of Texas; a very wealthy woman was having a hugh party in Dallas. Invited most of the money people around. Went up to one stranger and asked; "How much land do you own?" He replied; Well, only 10 sections in W/Texas". Next one she ask same question. He replies; "Gosh, don't really know, never had the time to fly all the way round it". Third one she asks replies; "Well Mam' about 15 acres". With raised eyebrows she asks; "And where might that be?" To which he replied; "Downtown FT. Worth!"

[Ed62]

Both good ones. But I do remember having cars like that myself.

Ed