DWTS, fetus in feto, first dominatrix in space

[germdoc]

OK, a few random thoughts in no particular order:

I know it's ridiculous but I'm fascinated by Dancing with the Stars. I only see it when I'm at the gym on the elliptical machine, but still--it's got me. The men's costumes are ridiculous, the music is crazy, the setup is hoaky, etc. And I have 2 left feet--can't dance a 2-step without injuring myself. But, I gotta tell you, when those gals make the wicked dance moves in their skin-hugging dresses--whoa, my blood pressure goes up a few notches. Thank god for spandex!

Did you hear about the guy in India who went in to have a tumor removed, and when they went in, they found a parasitic twin? It's true--called fetus in feto. Watch the video (unless you're faint-hearted) and wait for the money shot at the very end--abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2346476&page=1. Wow, shades of Alien.

Last, but not least, our favorite astronaut, Lisa Nowak, was found with bondage pix on her computer--www.usatoday.com/tech/science/space/2007-04-11-astronaut-case_N.htm. Sounds like a bad SNL skit.

OK, that's enough diversion for the day, now back to work.

[cabinetman]

I have a crisis hotline number here somewhere on my desk for the lonely or bored. Whaddya think, shorter lunch hours?

I've always thought astronauts were a little light in their loafers. As for spandex, you gotta be brave.

[crokett]

. As for spandex, you gotta be brave.

Uhm... I don't think germdoc is in spandex (I sure hope not!! ) I think the dancers are.

[cabinetman]

David

I took it as an admission that Jeff wears spandex, after all Thom admits to a thong. I could never get over the idea that someone leaves an air conditioned house, drives in an air conditioned car, and pays a fee to sweat it out in a gym.

[germdoc]

David

I took it as an admission that Jeff wears spandex, after all Thom admits to a thong. I could never get over the idea that someone leaves an air conditioned house, drives in an air conditioned car, and pays a fee to sweat it out in a gym.

Uh, I'm allergic to spandex. But glitter and hair gel, hey, what's not to like?

[Hellrazor]

Guys, it could be worse.......



A spandex thong

[Jaden]

Germdoc, why wear spandex if your alergic to it? That's commitment to fashion.

Steve

[crokett]

Uh, I'm allergic to spandex. But glitter and hair gel, hey, what's not to like?

See there now ya just made it worse. Doesn't matter that you are allergic. What matters is now and forever you wear spandex, and glitter and hair gel.

[crokett]

David

Iomeone leaves an air conditioned house, drives in an air conditioned car, and pays a fee to sweat it out in a gym.

Well... In my single days there was some nice scenery in the gym. Today I was in the gym cause it was raining outside, else I'd have been running outside.

[LarryG]

David, that nice scenery is still there, at least in my somewhat limited experience with gyms (I tend to do most of my sweating on the bicycle).

Remember: just because a man's on a diet, it doesn't mean he can't read the menu.

[crokett]

Larry,

No scenery at at my gym. I use the one my employer subsidizes cause it is right next to campus. It is pretty much an all male cast. 'Cept for me of course. I'm the only good lookin' one.

[Thom2]

Larry,

No scenery at at my gym. I use the one my employer subsidizes cause it is right next to campus. It is pretty much an all male cast. 'Cept for me of course. I'm the only good lookin' one.

You don't drive a Miata do ya???

(duckin' bobbin' & weavin')

[crokett]

You don't drive a Miata do ya???

(duckin' bobbin' & weavin')

No.

[jackellis]

It is pretty much an all male cast. 'Cept for me of course.

Um, wanna explains this to us?

[crokett]

It is pretty much an all male cast.

Um, wanna explains this to us?

Yeah. It should have read 'It is pretty much an ugly, all male cast.'