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[gad5264]

Alternate uses for my wife.......

[Slik Geek]

Mrs. Ballast, I presume?

[lrogers]

"See, I told ya all those corn dogs would come in handy someday!"

[cabinetman]

Drive it in, tow it in, push it in, drag it in. Up to $5000 trade on what you got!!!!

[eezlock]

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Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work we go!

[germdoc]

Borat and his 5th wife celebrate their 45th wedding anniversary in Kazhakstan.

[Hellrazor]

"I recently traded in my one handled wheel barrow."

[BrunoJ]

"Ethel, I done told ya that tire wernt no donut!"

[ironhat]

Left turn ahead. Lean hard outboard, Margaret!

[DJehlik]

Where's the weight & balance chart for this one?

[Richard in Smithville]

One wheel short of a.......?

or

It's ok Ethel, we're almost at John Deere.

[Stan]

Now, when I hit the brakes.......

[TheRic]

OK, boys and girls, now do you understand counter balance?!

OR

Spare tire, we don't need no stinking spare tire!!!

Or

Spare tire, don't' need one. Betsy already has two of them.

[ufg8r85]

Well we wuz doin real well in the Ford Havoline Kentucky Fried Frito Lay Ring Ding Breyer's Goodyear Ridgid Tractor when we come round turn four and lost a wheel...

[gabedad]

I never could have done it with my first wife- that skinny B*tch!