Installing a new fence

[Woodwerker]

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House

One from New Jersey, another from Tennessee and the third, Florida. They
go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some Measuring,
then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job
will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit
for me."

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then
says, I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew
and $100 profit for me."

The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to
the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other
guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The New Jersey contractor whispers back, "$1,000 for me, $1,000 for you,
and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official.

[MilDoc]

Sounds 'bout right to me.

[Ed62]

It's kind of strange that we find this funny when posted on a forum, but when it really happens..............

Ed