----- REAL NEWSPAPER ADS
> >
> > FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
> > 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
> >
> > FREE PUPPIES:
> > 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
> >
> > FREE PUPPIES...
> > Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
> > Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a
> > single bound.
> >
> > FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
> > Looks like a rat .... been out a while.
> > Better be a reward.
> >
> > COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
> > Also 1 gay bull for sale.
> >
> > NORDIC TRACK
> > $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
> >
> > GEORGIA PEACHES
> > California grown - 89 cents lb.
> >
> > JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
> > Must sell washer and dryer $300.
> >
> > WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
> > WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
> > Call Stephanie.
> >
> > AND THE BEST ONE:
> >
> >
> > FOR SALE BY OWNER:
> > Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
> > Excellent condition.
> > $1,000 or best offer.
> > No longer needed, got married last month.
> > Wife knows everything.
> >
> > FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
> > 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
> >
> > FREE PUPPIES:
> > 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
> >
> > FREE PUPPIES...
> > Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
> > Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a
> > single bound.
> >
> > FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
> > Looks like a rat .... been out a while.
> > Better be a reward.
> >
> > COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
> > Also 1 gay bull for sale.
> >
> > NORDIC TRACK
> > $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
> >
> > GEORGIA PEACHES
> > California grown - 89 cents lb.
> >
> > JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
> > Must sell washer and dryer $300.
> >
> > WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
> > WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
> > Call Stephanie.
> >
> > AND THE BEST ONE:
> >
> >
> > FOR SALE BY OWNER:
> > Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
> > Excellent condition.
> > $1,000 or best offer.
> > No longer needed, got married last month.
> > Wife knows everything.
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