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  • big tim
    Senior Member
    • Mar 2006
    • 546
    • Scarborough, Toronto,Canada
    • SawStop PCS

    #1

    White wedding dress

    Just so you know, this is definitely, absolutely, unequivocally, not my opinion


    A VERY BRAVE MAN WROTE THIS!!!!! (Now he's dead!)

    A braver one that forwards it??????? - (R.I.P.)

    Son asked his mother the following question:

    "Mum, why are wedding dresses white?"

    The mother looks at her son and replies,

    "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

    The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.

    "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

    The father looks at his son in surprise and says,

    "Son, all household appliances come in white."
    Sometimes my mind wanders. It's always come back though......sofar!
  • JSCOOK
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 774
    • Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
    • Ryobi BT3100-1

    #2
    Rofl ...
    "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn". by C.S. Lewis

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    • Greg in Maryland
      Established Member
      • Nov 2006
      • 250
      • Montgomery Village, Maryland
      • BT3100

      #3
      Wow .......that's very brave.

      Greg

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      • MilDoc

        #4
        Sent it to male friends with a warning: Do not show to women!

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        • cabinetman
          Gone but not Forgotten RIP
          • Jun 2006
          • 15216
          • So. Florida
          • Delta

          #5
          With the new trends, wedding dresses may be available in stainless steel.

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          • Bruce Cohen
            Veteran Member
            • May 2003
            • 2698
            • Nanuet, NY, USA.
            • BT3100

            #6
            Considering that Friday is usually my dumb day, I made it even dumber by showing it to my wife.

            My previously broken left wrist is once again in a cast along with my right leg and some other body parts that dignity forces me not to mention.

            Oh, and BTW, the medical bills are in the mail for you, Tim.

            Thanks,

            Bruce
            "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
            Samuel Colt did"

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            • Richard in Smithville
              Veteran Member
              • Oct 2006
              • 3014
              • On the TARDIS
              • BT 3100

              #7
              For similar reasoning, women genetically have smaller feet than men so they can stand closer to the sink. .

              To the ladies on this forum, please note that in our house the dishwasher is called "Richard".
              From the "deep south" part of Canada

              Richard in Smithville

              http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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