Quickie in the bushes

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  • JTimmons
    Senior Member
    • Feb 2005
    • 690
    • Denver, CO.
    • Grizzly 1023SLX, Ryobi BT3100

    #1

    Quickie in the bushes

    There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude
    woman.


    They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

    The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."

    He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the
    shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling
    ensues.

    After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

    The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left,
    "Would you care to do it again?"

    He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's!
    But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down
    and you $hit on its head."
    "Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."
    -- Johnny Carson
  • cabinetman
    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
    • Jun 2006
    • 15216
    • So. Florida
    • Delta

    #2
    That there is a gosh darn good one.

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    • bigstick509
      Veteran Member
      • Dec 2004
      • 1227
      • Macomb, MI, USA.
      • BT3100

      #3
      Very Funny


      Mike

      "It's not the things you don't know that will hurt you, it's the things you think you know that ain't so." - Mark Twain

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      • mater
        Veteran Member
        • Jan 2004
        • 4197
        • SC, USA.

        #4
        That was funny one.
        Ken aka "mater"

        " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

        Ken's Den

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