God as an Engineer

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God as an Engineer

03-29-2007, 09:03 PM

3 guys are sitting around discussing what kind of engineer God is. The first says 'He is a mechanical engineer. Look at the complexity of the human skeletal and muscle systems'. The second says 'no, he is an electrical engineer. Look at how the nervous system works and how well it controls the body'. The third says, 'Yyou are both wrong. He is a civil engineer.' The other two say 'What does civil engineering have to do with the human body?' Third guy asks 'who else would run a toxic waste dump through the middle of a recreation area?'

David

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03-30-2007, 07:32 AM

Glad for once I hadn't refilled my coffee yet! Good one!

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