Grandma's Visit

[newood2]

My mom lives in another state and she came to visit us for a week.When she arrived, my four-year-old son, Andy, told her, "I sure am glad to see you, Grandma. Now Daddy will do the trick he's been promising us."
Grandma was curious. "What trick is that?" she asked.
Andy replied, "He told Mommy that he'd climb the walls if you came to visit."

[Mrs. Wallnut]

Out of the mouths of babes.

[Ed62]

That's cute.

Ed

[L. D. Jeffries]

Have to tell this one. On the day I skipped work, wanting to go scuba diving, told my 7 year old boy, "If someone calls and wants to speak to me, tell them that I'm not home". (Second bad move) Before I had a chance to leave sure enough the phone rings and its my boss. Boy answers with the spiel I told him; then holding the phone in his hand he calls out to me in a loud voice, "Daddy, when are you going to be back?

[mater]

I got a good laugh out of those.