Tom and Mary decided to plant a garden. Tom got the soil ready, then gave Mary a pack of seeds to plant, while he got the fertilizer ready. When Tom saw that she was planting them too close together, the conversation began.
Tom: "Mary, you're planting the seeds too close together."
Mary: "You told me to plant them 9 inches apart."
Tom: "That's right. But you've probably used twice the seeds you should have planted."
Mary: "No, they're about 9 inches apart."
Tom proceeds to get a tape measure, and he measured between seeds.
Tom: "See? Those are only 4 inches apart!"
Mary: "You S.O.B.!"
Tom: "What are you so upset about?"
Mary: "You've been telling me for thirty years that was 9 inches!!"
Tom: "Mary, you're planting the seeds too close together."
Mary: "You told me to plant them 9 inches apart."
Tom: "That's right. But you've probably used twice the seeds you should have planted."
Mary: "No, they're about 9 inches apart."
Tom proceeds to get a tape measure, and he measured between seeds.
Tom: "See? Those are only 4 inches apart!"
Mary: "You S.O.B.!"
Tom: "What are you so upset about?"
Mary: "You've been telling me for thirty years that was 9 inches!!"
I saw that one coming. Still funny though.
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