Be careful sending your wife to the hardare store

[Woodwerker]

Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he
sent his wife Mary to the local hardware store.. At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful
teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Walt was finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?"

Walt replied, "That's silver and it costs $300."

My goodness that sure is a lot of money!" Mary exclaimed.

Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to
buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it. From the back room Walt
yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"

Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."

This is why you can't send your wife to a hardware store

[JoeyGee]

Insert "new router" for teapot, and we may be on to something...

[Alex Franke]

Insert "new router" for teapot, and we may be on to something...

LOL

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[crokett]

Huh. The town I grew up in the hardware store was owned by Walt. He didn't sell teapots though.

[SHADOWFOX]

That was a good one!

[TheRic]

Huh. The town I grew up in the hardware store was owned by Walt. He didn't sell teapots though.

Are you sure?? Maybe you didn't have the right hardware

[mater]

That was funny.