A Touching Elephant Story

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  • Woodwerker
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    • Nov 2005
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    A Touching Elephant Story

    In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after Graduating from Northwestern University.
    On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put downits foot.
    The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
    Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
    Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
    The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

    Probably wasn't the same elephant
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  • Jaden
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    • Feb 2006
    • 202
    • Trenton, MI
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    #2
    That was sick and perverse................




    I loved it.....


    Steve
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    • Ed62
      The Full Monte
      • Oct 2006
      • 6021
      • NW Indiana
      • BT3K

      #3
      Originally posted by Jaden
      That was sick and perverse................
      But funny.

      Ed
      Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

      For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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      • RodKirby
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        • Dec 2002
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        • Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
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        #4
        I don't find that even remotely "funny"
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        • Rodent
          Established Member
          • Dec 2003
          • 111
          • Yorba Linda, CA, USA.

          #5
          This is an urban legend. See http://www.snopes.com/critters/malice/elephant.asp

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          • Ed62
            The Full Monte
            • Oct 2006
            • 6021
            • NW Indiana
            • BT3K

            #6
            Originally posted by RodKirby
            I don't find that even remotely "funny"
            If I had thought it was a true story, I wouldn't have found it funny either. The author knew we'd be thinking the elephant hadn't forgot him. You know the old saying "An elephant never forgets". I thought it was a pretty good punch line.

            Ed
            Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

            For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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            • Woodwerker
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              • Nov 2005
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              #7
              Thanks Ed, its hard to imagine that people would take this seriously.
              Its a joke, if you scroll this page there are other jokes
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