Paramedic and the 3 Year Old

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  • JSCOOK
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 774
    • Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
    • Ryobi BT3100-1
    #1

    Paramedic and the 3 Year Old

    Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the
    call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked
    Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her
    mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very
    diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and
    pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The
    paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on
    his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked
    Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what
    she thought about what she had just witnessed.
    Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in
    the first place......smack his butt again!"
    "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn". by C.S. Lewis
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    • Mrs. Wallnut
      Bandsaw Box Momma
      • Apr 2005
      • 1566
      • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.
      #2
      Glad I wasn't still eating my ice cream when I read that one.

      That was a good one.
      Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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        • mater
          Veteran Member
          • Jan 2004
          • 4197
          • SC, USA.
          #3
          That was good.
          Ken aka "mater"

          " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

          Ken's Den

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            • crokett
              The Full Monte
              • Jan 2003
              • 10627
              • Mebane, NC, USA.
              • Ryobi BT3000
              #4
              That was a funny one!
              David

              The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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                • SHADOWFOX
                  Veteran Member
                  • May 2005
                  • 1232
                  • IL, USA.
                  • DELTA 36-675
                  #5
                  That was good. Thanks for sharing!
                  Chris

                  "The first key to wisdom is constant and frequent questioning, for by doubting we are led to question and by questioning we arrive at the truth." -Pierre Abelard 11th Century philosopher.

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                    • gad5264
                      Veteran Member
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 1407
                      • Columbus, Ohio, USA
                      • BT3000/BT3100NIB
                      #6
                      Roflmbo......
                      Grant
                      "GO Buckeyes"

                      My projects: http://community.webshots.com/user/gad5264

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