More Woman Drivers

[Woodwerker]

This morning on the interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman in a brand new SUV, doing 65 mph with her face up next to her
rear view mirror, and putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare very easily, But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying To straighten out the car, Using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear
which then fell into the coffee between my legs. It splashed, and burned
"Big Jim and the Twins", ruined my phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Darn WOMEN DRIVERS!

[Pakaderm]

Kinda reminds me of this one...

A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5,000 dollars in the seatbelt competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a drivers license", he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat, "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
Then the guy in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

-Pakaderm

[TB Roye]

There goes the Pepsi. That was great. It will make all the women happy.

Tom

[cabinetman]

http://www.funtoosh.com/mclips/play...._oldw&res=high

[Mrs. Wallnut]

Well I wait till I am at a stop light or sign before applying the make-up so it wasn't me..

And the link that Cabinetman posted in there I want to try that.