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  • Russianwolf
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 3152
    • Martinsburg, WV, USA.
    • One of them there Toy saws

    #1

    Sent to LOML by my MOM!!!!!

    Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!


    I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.


    Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am . I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am . The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.


    As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.


    So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.


    I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.


    Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.


    I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"


    I didn't respond.


    After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.


    The rest of the day was normal ... Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.


    After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"


    I told her to get another one from the cupboard.


    She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."


    I'm never going back to that doctor. Ever.
    Mike
    Lakota's Dad

    If at first you don't succeed, deny you were trying in the first place.
  • gad5264
    Veteran Member
    • Aug 2005
    • 1407
    • Columbus, Ohio, USA
    • BT3000/BT3100NIB

    #2
    That is too funny, my eyes are watering.
    Grant
    "GO Buckeyes"

    My projects: http://community.webshots.com/user/gad5264

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    • Mrs. Wallnut
      Bandsaw Box Momma
      • Apr 2005
      • 1566
      • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

      #3
      That was a good one..
      Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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      • pierhogunn
        Veteran Member
        • Sep 2003
        • 1567
        • Harrisburg, NC, USA.

        #4
        almost want to yell Tadaaa
        It's Like I've always said, it's amazing what an agnostic can't do if he dosent know whether he believes in anything or not

        Monty Python's Flying Circus

        Dan in Harrisburg, NC

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        • Anna
          Senior Member
          • Feb 2006
          • 728
          • CA, USA.
          • BT3100

          #5
          That's just hilarious!

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          • Ed62
            The Full Monte
            • Oct 2006
            • 6021
            • NW Indiana
            • BT3K

            #6
            Good one.

            Ed
            Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

            For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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            • mater
              Veteran Member
              • Jan 2004
              • 4197
              • SC, USA.

              #7
              Good one. I am going to pass it on.
              Ken aka "mater"

              " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

              Ken's Den

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              • crokett
                The Full Monte
                • Jan 2003
                • 10627
                • Mebane, NC, USA.
                • Ryobi BT3000

                #8
                That was great. I will tell it to LOML.
                David

                The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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