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F*#t football (May not be for everyone, must be over 18 to read)
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man
passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says,
"What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his
wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tiescore."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
"Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone the wife rips out another
one and says, "Touchdown,tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
"Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a
woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable,
he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed.
The wife says, "What the **** was that?" The old man says, "Half
time, switch sides."
passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says,
"What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his
wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tiescore."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
"Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone the wife rips out another
one and says, "Touchdown,tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
"Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a
woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable,
he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed.
The wife says, "What the **** was that?" The old man says, "Half
time, switch sides."
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