Open Mouth, Insert Foot

[crokett]

My wife asked if I minded her making an appt to get her nails done next week. I said 'no, I've been telling you for a while you need to do something about yourself'.

Good news is since she is sleeping in the other room with the newborn I don't have to go sleep on the couch. Other good news is she laughed. Said she wished she had a pic of my face.

[TheRic]

My wife asked if I minded her making an appt to get her nails done next week. I said 'no, I've been telling you for a while you need to do something about yourself'.

Good news is since she is sleeping in the other room with the newborn I don't have to go sleep on the couch. Other good news is she laughed. Said she wished she had a pic of my face.

Sounds like you are one lucky person to still be alive. Then again she might be waiting for the right momentS, and then you will which you were dead.

[Ken Massingale]

Oh, believe me, it's not over yet! That was just stashed away for future use.

[Hellrazor]

David,

Was the laugh similar to the ones you hear in the horror flicks? You better sleep with one eye open....

[crokett]

David,

Was the laugh similar to the ones you hear in the horror flicks? You better sleep with one eye open....

I'm not that worried. I spent the last 2 months while she was very pregnant telling her how attractive she is and putting up with her mood swings. She is still thanking me for that. Second, she is still riding the high from the new baby.

[TheRic]

I'm not that worried. I spent the last 2 months while she was very pregnant telling her how attractive she is and putting up with her mood swings. She is still thanking me for that. Second, she is still riding the high from the new baby.

Yea but THEY remember, boy do they remember

[Perfidiajoe]

At work we say "One Oh S**t, wipes out a hundred atta boys" Hope you're right

[gerti]

Women invented WORM (Write Once Read Many) memory long before computer folks thought of it. But it is flawed, it only retains BAD things. But it does retain them all, capacity seems unlimited. The good things only go into short-term memory, and are retained much less frequently. She'll be able years from now to remind you of this!

[glenns5900]

Old computer acronym FIFO - First In First Out.
Older computer acronym FISH - First In Stays Here.

[Ed62]

Clear something up for me, David. Are you very, very brave...or very, very stupid?

Ed

[TheRic]

Clear something up for me, David. Are you very, very brave...or very, very stupid?

Ed

Place your bets, place your bets.

[pierhogunn]

what you, of all people, have a new baby, and you started a thread w/out the gratuitous baby photos? shame on you

Congrats, I've been busy for a while

[crokett]

what you, of all people, have a new baby, and you started a thread w/out the gratuitous baby photos? shame on you

Congrats, I've been busy for a while

Uhhh...

http://www.bt3central.com/showthread.php?t=27899

[gad5264]

My wife asked if I minded her making an appt to get her nails done next week. I said 'no, I've been telling you for a while you need to do something about yourself'.

It might be worth it to make the appointment for her and throw in a facial, eyebrow wax, deep tissue massage and any other fluff the spa wants to add for her at your expense.....