A modern version of "The Birds and The Bees"

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  • Anna
    Senior Member
    • Feb 2006
    • 728
    • CA, USA.
    • BT3100

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    A modern version of "The Birds and The Bees"

    Birds and bees, in the Internet age

    The little boy asks his father - daddy, how was I born?

    Dad responds, ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out
    anyway!

    Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.

    Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

    We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

    As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: You've got male!
  • cabinetman
    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
    • Jun 2006
    • 15216
    • So. Florida
    • Delta

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