The perfect Walmart greeter

[germdoc]

> >
> > A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart
> > with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way
> > through the entrance.
> >
> > The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
> > Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
> >
> > The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "**** no they
> > ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the
> > **** would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they
> > look alike?"
> >
> > "No," replies the greeter. "I just couldn't believe that someone
> > would have slept with you twice."

[crokett]

Sounds like the kind of thing I'd say.

[cabinetman]

Pollination is a beautiful thing.

[wade78]

That also sounds like the typical Walmart shopper.

[Richard in Smithville]

> > "No," replies the greeter. "I just couldn't believe that someone
> > would have slept with you twice."

The funniest part of that joke is that there is a woman I know of who fits that exactly! And she even has twins!

[lcm1947]

That was great. I actually laughed out loud. Thanks for the laugh. Funny!!!

[leehljp]

The image below was posted here some time ago (I think it was here). For those whose taste in shopping is lower than Walmart.




It was funny to me as one of my sister in laws maiden name is Debra Jackson.