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I have been married 36 years, I took
a look at my wife one day and said,
"Honey, 36 years ago, we had a cheap
apartment, no car, no TV, no money
and slept on a sofa bed, but I got to
sleep every night with a hot good
looking 18 year old.
Now, we have a beautiful house, two
nice cars, king size bed, money and
a 50" screen TV, but I'm sleeping
with a 54 year old woman. It seems
to me that you are not holding up
your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot
18 year old beautiful girl, and she
would make sure that I would once
again be living in a cheap apartment,
no car, no money and sleeping on a
sofa bed.
Aren't older women great. They really
know how to solve your mid-life crises.
a look at my wife one day and said,
"Honey, 36 years ago, we had a cheap
apartment, no car, no TV, no money
and slept on a sofa bed, but I got to
sleep every night with a hot good
looking 18 year old.
Now, we have a beautiful house, two
nice cars, king size bed, money and
a 50" screen TV, but I'm sleeping
with a 54 year old woman. It seems
to me that you are not holding up
your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot
18 year old beautiful girl, and she
would make sure that I would once
again be living in a cheap apartment,
no car, no money and sleeping on a
sofa bed.
Aren't older women great. They really
know how to solve your mid-life crises.
She actually laughed about that.
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