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>> 1975: Long hair
>> 2006 : Longing for hair
>>
>>
>> 1975: KEG
>> 2006: EKG
>>
>>
>> 1975 : Acid rock
>> 2006: Acid reflux
>>
>>
>> 1975 : Moving to California because it's cool
>> 2006 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm
>>
>>
>> 1975 : Tryin' to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
>> 2006: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
>>
>>
>> 1975: Seeds and stems
>> 2006: Roughage
>>
>>
>> 1975: Hoping for a BMW
>> 2006: Hoping for a BM
>>
>>
>> 1975: Going to a new, hip joint
>> 2006: Receiving a new hip joint
>>
>>
>> 1975: Rolling Stones
>> 2006: Kidney Stones
>>
>>
>> 1975 : Being called into the principal's office
>> 2006 : Calling the principal's office
>>
>>
>> 1975: Screw the system
>> 2006: Upgrade the system
>>
>>
>> 1975 : Disco
>> 2006: Costco
>>
>>
>> 1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
>> 2006: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
>>
>>
>> 1975: Passing the drivers' test
>> 2006: Passing the vision test
>>
>>
>> 1975: Whatever
>> 2006: Depends
>>
>> Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will
>> certainly change things.. Each year the staff at Beloit College in
>> Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of
>> the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's
>> list:
>>
>> The people who are starting college this fall across the nation
>> were born in 1987.
>>
>>
>> They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
>>
>>
>> Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
>>
>>
>> Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
>>
>>
>> The CD was introduced the year they were born.
>>
>>
>> They have always had an answering! machine
>>
>>
>> They have always had cable.
>>
>>
>> They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
>>
>>
>> Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
>>
>>
>> Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
>>
>>
>> They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
>>
>>
>> They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
>>
>>
>> They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
>>
>>
>> They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a
>> Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane".
>>
>>
>> They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even
>> is.
>>
>>
>> McDonald 's never came in Styrofoam containers.
>>
>>
>> They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
>>
>>
>> Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on
>> your list.
>>
>> Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble
>> reading...
>> 2006 : Longing for hair
>>
>>
>> 1975: KEG
>> 2006: EKG
>>
>>
>> 1975 : Acid rock
>> 2006: Acid reflux
>>
>>
>> 1975 : Moving to California because it's cool
>> 2006 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm
>>
>>
>> 1975 : Tryin' to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
>> 2006: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
>>
>>
>> 1975: Seeds and stems
>> 2006: Roughage
>>
>>
>> 1975: Hoping for a BMW
>> 2006: Hoping for a BM
>>
>>
>> 1975: Going to a new, hip joint
>> 2006: Receiving a new hip joint
>>
>>
>> 1975: Rolling Stones
>> 2006: Kidney Stones
>>
>>
>> 1975 : Being called into the principal's office
>> 2006 : Calling the principal's office
>>
>>
>> 1975: Screw the system
>> 2006: Upgrade the system
>>
>>
>> 1975 : Disco
>> 2006: Costco
>>
>>
>> 1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
>> 2006: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
>>
>>
>> 1975: Passing the drivers' test
>> 2006: Passing the vision test
>>
>>
>> 1975: Whatever
>> 2006: Depends
>>
>> Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will
>> certainly change things.. Each year the staff at Beloit College in
>> Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of
>> the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's
>> list:
>>
>> The people who are starting college this fall across the nation
>> were born in 1987.
>>
>>
>> They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
>>
>>
>> Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
>>
>>
>> Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
>>
>>
>> The CD was introduced the year they were born.
>>
>>
>> They have always had an answering! machine
>>
>>
>> They have always had cable.
>>
>>
>> They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
>>
>>
>> Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
>>
>>
>> Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
>>
>>
>> They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
>>
>>
>> They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
>>
>>
>> They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
>>
>>
>> They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a
>> Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane".
>>
>>
>> They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even
>> is.
>>
>>
>> McDonald 's never came in Styrofoam containers.
>>
>>
>> They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
>>
>>
>> Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on
>> your list.
>>
>> Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble
>> reading...
Well, a lot of it.
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