Virus

[Hoyden]

I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.

Symptoms:

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.

2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail.

3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.

4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5 Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.

6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished

7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND."

8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE."

IT IS CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS

It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1965.

[RodKirby]

I know all about that one (Born 1942)

[jziegler]

Funny thing is that I've suffered some of those symptoms, and I was born in 1976.... I'm particularly good at #5.

Jim

[gsmittle]

I've seen the same symptoms in some of my teenage students. It's amazing how many of them forget where the classroom is when they have a test...

g.

[MilDoc]

Uh, what was that again? Can you repeat that?

[cabinetman]

A 98 yr old man was sittin' on a bench just crying his eyes out. A guy walks up to him and asked what was wrong. The old man says:

"I just got married to a 20 yr old Playboy Bunny."
The guy says: Well congratulations".

"I won 10 million dollars in the lottery last week".
The guy says: "That's incredible".

"I just bought a huge home".
The guy says: "That all sounds like good news, so why are you crying?"

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>"I can't remember where I live!!"