Had an interesting conversation...

[crokett]

.... this morning. Phone rings ~7:00.
Male caller: "Hello Sunshine!"
Me: 'Who is this?"
MC: "Uh, I think I have the wrong number."
Me: "Who were you trying to reach?"
MC: "Diane"
Me: "Hold on" At this point I hold the phone away, mumble, groan, mumble
Me: "Could you call back later? We were up kinda late last night."
MC: "Yeah... I think I have the wrong number"
Me: "Well you can always call back and find out."

Next time he will be more careful who he calls.

[MilDoc]

Ohhhhhhhhhh... you are baaaaad!

[siliconbauhaus]

hahahhahaha....brilliant

[SHADOWFOX]

Me: "Hold on" At this point I hold the phone away, mumble, groan, mumble
Me: "Could you call back later? We were up kinda late last night."

David, you are hilarious!!

[Mrs. Wallnut]

David, you and Mark should get together. He has said some pretty wild things on the phone before.

[Hellrazor]

Nice..

Before the do not call list I used to mess with the telemarketers. When they called i'd get the dogs attention and lay the phone on the floor. He would smell the phone and pant at the telemarketer... bet they wonder what was going on.

Or

When they asked for you by name, tell them hold on and walk away...

[tuttlejr]

When I get a wrong number call asking for a female, I alway say "She is busy with a customer; will someone else do?"