I'm in Trouble

[crokett]

My wife was looking over my shoulder and wanted to know who SWMBO is. Now she is making noises about signing up.

[cabinetman]

You'd have to clean up your act, and pray we don't tell on ya.

[Mrs. Wallnut]

Tell her to join, then she will really know what your up to.

Thats how I keep track of Mark.

Tell her it could be worse you could be out in a bar somewhere drinking and telling lies about us females.

[leehljp]

You are just gettin' what you deserve! It couldn't happen to a nicer guy!

[Hellrazor]

David, She has busted you. Your "lumber porn" will never be the same...

[Ed62]

You can expect that sort of thing when you've been married less than 35 years. After that, you can do what you want.

Ed

[leehljp]

Marriage advice:

First 25 years listen to every thing your wife says and agree!
Second 25 years - go deaf!

[Whit]

Marriage

Hank, I did the first 2 that you suggested. Now what do I do the third 25??
Whit

[leehljp]

Hank, I did the first 2 that you suggested. Now what do I do the third 25??
Whit

I am not quite there yet, 12 more years. I'm waiting for wisdom from my elders for that. I am . . . I . . . I was going to say I'm all ears, but that won't help. I have to keep up the illusion!

[crokett]

M
Second 25 years - go deaf!

Already doing that - or at least according to my wife I am. She keeps getting upset that I don't remember what she tells me. I just come back with 'and yet you insist on telling me things'. I'm winning - she has started either a) writing down the important stuff or b) just making the decision without me. Which for most things is ok by me.