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  • Richard in Smithville
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    • Oct 2006
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    • On the TARDIS
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    #1

    Golf Balls

    A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls
    and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.

    The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

    Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

    Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finallly
    not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?
    From the "deep south" part of Canada

    Richard in Smithville

    http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/
  • gad5264
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    • Aug 2005
    • 1407
    • Columbus, Ohio, USA
    • BT3000/BT3100NIB

    #2
    goooooood 1
    Grant
    "GO Buckeyes"

    My projects: http://community.webshots.com/user/gad5264

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    • JSCOOK
      Senior Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 774
      • Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
      • Ryobi BT3100-1

      #3
      "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn". by C.S. Lewis

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      • mater
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        • Jan 2004
        • 4197
        • SC, USA.

        #4
        That was a good one.
        Ken aka "mater"

        " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

        Ken's Den

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        • jhart
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          • Feb 2004
          • 1715
          • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
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          #5
          Loved it!!! Funny, Funny
          Joe
          "All things are difficult before they are easy"

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          • gad5264
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            • Aug 2005
            • 1407
            • Columbus, Ohio, USA
            • BT3000/BT3100NIB

            #6
            Tooooo funny
            Grant
            "GO Buckeyes"

            My projects: http://community.webshots.com/user/gad5264

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            • Turaj
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              • Dec 2002
              • 1019
              • Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
              • BT3000 (1998)

              #7
              Thanks Richard! I needed that!
              Turaj (in Toronto)
              "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading!" Henny Youngman

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              • eezlock
                Senior Member
                • Feb 2006
                • 997
                • Charlotte,N.C.
                • BT3100

                #8
                blonde joke?

                Originally posted by Richard in Smithville
                A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls
                and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.

                The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

                Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

                Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finallly
                not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?
                Duh....what you call the average blonde here.....not much, but dust between her ears I'd say.......In websters dictionary under the word stupid it says
                " see her! "

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                • eezlock
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                  • Feb 2006
                  • 997
                  • Charlotte,N.C.
                  • BT3100

                  #9
                  [QUOTE=eezlock;244809]Duh....what you call the average blonde here.....not much, but dust between her ears I'd say.......In websters dictionary under the word :stupid.... it says " see her! "

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